Dennis Rodman is outed as being the true Satoshi Nakamoto. Rodman immediately flees to N. Korea.
Potcoin becomes the official currency of N. Korea under Rodman (Nakamoto) and it MOONS along with the N. Korean economy.
N Korea is forced to suspend its nuclear program because Kim Jong Un gets high and loses the nuke codes.
Kim Jong Un dreads out his hair and goes into self-exile in Bali as a crypto billionaire.
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