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Headbanging is how smart people shake their money maker

Asked a friend: Have you voted yet?

Friend: What's the vote about?

Me: Legislative elections.

Friend: Dafuq is that?

"Rent control is reviled by almost all economists because of the distortions it creates in housing markets"

Cow legs are reviled by almost all physicists because of the distortions they create in spherical cows

People who dream about moving to the seaside need to learn three things: fuck foghorns, fuck seagulls, fuck people who refuse to wear proper clothes just because they're near the beach.

Ran into the old "biscuit vs cookie" debate on reddit. Food words are fascinating, and I wish I knew more of them.

immigration, brown people 

Feeling curious about doing one of those ancestry dna tests, but worried about my privacy. Is there any trustworthy company in that business?

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Those who slept in the nude soon learned not to oversleep once workplaces introduced automatic teleporters as a commute-saving perk.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Looking at how Bolsonaro is reacting to the Amazon fires, I'm thinking this guy might be, globally, worse than Trump.

How to fix libertarianism: raise all children as orphans abandoned in the woods, burn all the estates of the dead in a nuclear furnace

Although I appreciate the fact that in my country old people don't diss millenials on national media, constantly doing it in person isn't any better, especially when they're drunk and fightey.

A personal question about male sexuality 

I find it interesting that, in the part of the country with the worst suicide problem, therapists try their best to only work with children.

Yet the government thinks the best use of the excess of unemployed psychology graduates is to keep a roving horde of publicly funded grief counselors moving from tragedy to tragedy, making the aftermath worse by taking control of the grieving process from the victims. (tragedy here meaning any newsworthy death)

Save money on christmas presents: tell your kids climate change killed Santa.

Want to see if a town is booming or busting? See what kind of diapers sell more.

I did a post. A short thought on time management. Not the post I wanted to do, but the post that ultimately explains why I didn't do that one.

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Mastodon instance for attendees of Refactor Camp, and members of various online/offline groups that have grown out of it. Related local groups with varying levels of activity exist in the Bay Area, New York, Chicago, and Austin.

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