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Headbanging is how smart people shake their money maker

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Those who slept in the nude soon learned not to oversleep once workplaces introduced automatic teleporters as a commute-saving perk.
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Looking at how Bolsonaro is reacting to the Amazon fires, I'm thinking this guy might be, globally, worse than Trump.

How to fix libertarianism: raise all children as orphans abandoned in the woods, burn all the estates of the dead in a nuclear furnace

Although I appreciate the fact that in my country old people don't diss millenials on national media, constantly doing it in person isn't any better, especially when they're drunk and fightey.

A personal question about male sexuality 

I find it interesting that, in the part of the country with the worst suicide problem, therapists try their best to only work with children.

Yet the government thinks the best use of the excess of unemployed psychology graduates is to keep a roving horde of publicly funded grief counselors moving from tragedy to tragedy, making the aftermath worse by taking control of the grieving process from the victims. (tragedy here meaning any newsworthy death)

Save money on christmas presents: tell your kids climate change killed Santa.

Want to see if a town is booming or busting? See what kind of diapers sell more.

I did a post. A short thought on time management. Not the post I wanted to do, but the post that ultimately explains why I didn't do that one.

One of the best things that ever happened to my eating habits is probably when food companies stopped using sugar in favour of sweeteners that taste like cleaning products.

If you don't feel like yourself for long enough, you may realize the self you expect to feel like no longer exists and it's time to move on.

The standard narrative says that suicide in southern Portugal is so high because we're all godless communists. This was obviously though up by someone who was never here long enough to notice the absurd amount of witchcraft going on.

Given that fossil fuels are essentially made from corpses, it's not entirely wrong to say the world is being destroyed by necromancers.

Either I've had a wild moment of insight, or I just managed to overthink myself away from enjoying a very decent concert.

House of the Rising Sun has got to be the most overplayed song ever. Even more than Wonderwall.

I just wish the assholes playing it on bagpipes on my doorstep would either fuck off or at least play something else once in a while.

Running on low slack is good for starving rogue mind modules, but after a while, it gets really hard to make deliberate decisions, or process any of the feedback you get from the world.

We all thinking the future is gonna be some cyberpunk or Mad Max dystopia, how embarrassed will we be when t turns out to be Zardoz.

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