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Headbanging is how smart people shake their money maker

The General Conference for Weights and Measures should replace the Un. They have more experience making rules for rulers.

My grandma was atching something on tv whose title translates to "I don't know what this is about, but I don't agree".

I immediately hated the title. And it took me a good 20 minutes of stewing in that hate to realize, I don't know what this show is about, but I don't agree.

I concede, title person.

Do text-to-speech things read things out louder when you use caps lock?


People talk about shitting a brick like it's a bad thing, when it's the liquid shits that kill you.

Prediction: the EU is gonna use gamestonks to build their push against social media

Attention passengers. We're now arriving at: Cabin Fever. Please mind the gap between expectations and the undignified reality of senescence.

This whole hedge funds vs WSB thing reminds me of the fight at the end of Johnny Mnemonic where the yakuzi hitman cyborg just can't deal with how low class the whole scene is and kills himself rather than be dishonored by the absurd battle conditions.

What browser do you use most often?

pt presidentials 

Fasciboi actually got third by a small margin. The future still looks bleak

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pt presidentials 

The incumbent won. The far right populist got a distant second. The 75 status quo is dead. The left as a whole did a miserable job. The next legislative elections are gonna be ugly.

I'll never not be weirded out by my family singing the national anthem while watching sports events on TV.

@Vordus @codl in fact, william gibson, callout post, we all know you're lurking on fedi somewhere. show yourself and allow me to do this, coward

@Vordus @codl call me again when I can make an edit of william gibsons Neuromancer where every adjective and noun is qualified by "cyber":

"The cybersky above the cyberport was the cybercolor of cybertelevision, tuned to a cyberdead cyberchannel"

How good are you at telling apart real social media accounts from paid Russian troll farm social media accounts? A quiz.

(I got 6/8. It's hard! I think my main takeaway is that some real people are happy to behave exactly like paid Russian troll farm accounts, for free)

So many companies out here reinventing phrenology with AI.


Went to wikipedia to see who the fuck is this Boebert person.

"Boebert owns Shooters Grill, a restaurant in Rifle, Colorado, where staff members are encouraged to openly carry firearms"

Tell me this isn't true. Tell me y'all haven't elected a fucking caricature of 'murica as a politician. Tell me someone just vandalized the page and she's just the mundane sort of horrible politician.

And don't say russian or mandarin, ain't nobody got keyboards for that.

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Now that the US is going tits up, what's gonna replace English as the lingua franca of the internet? Because the rest of us are getting tired of having to deal with your shit everywhere, but still want to be able to talk to each other.

So, are we going back to French? Or we all gonna learn German

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