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I bet I could get a bunch of venture capital to buy the IP rights to Dr Seuss' "The Lorax"
So I can start a disposable smartphone company ironically named Once-ler
With a flagship phone called "The Thneed"
Techbros love their ironic names so much, this would actually work
@bgcarlisle they literally named a company "Palantir" because it reports all your activities to Sauron. once that happened Silicon Valley became impossible to parody.
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